Verdict (Bruges / Brugge)

This is my honest verdict about Bruges. Although it is a beautiful city, it’s best left to rich, old people and chocolate-loving drunks. Here’s where I get both halves of that opinion:

Bruges, Belgium

Bruges, Belgium

First, it is beautiful. There are three major church towers in the city, and inside at least the one of those churches (the one I visited on the first day of my visit), the history and artifacts are impressive.

I wandered into St. Salvatore’s Church in the middle of a youth orchestra’s performing a bit of music that was both moving and lovely in its melodies and rhythms. It was the sort of thing I’d never find in the States (not that such occurrences do not happen, but they do not happen often enough that one would ever be likely to stumble into the middle of such a performance).

The second, apparently, contains some of the actual Blood of Christ, while the third contains Michelangelo’s statue of Mary (with Child). The lanes are lovely and lined with quaint oldish brick buildings, and the canals – though some of them smell faintly of piss – are quite pleasant to admire as well.

Here’s the rub. Most of the streets are clogged with so many tourists as that you’re more likely to spend your walkabout dodging aged shoppers than checking out the local architecture. Cheap food isn’t much of a thing here. Street restaurants have reached 112APPLE_IMG_2244such a point of consumer saturation that they not only line most main squares and outlying parks, but that they sit shoulder-to-shoulder and feature menus with not a single selection priced below 20 or 30 euros. Chocolate shops and waffle trucks (this is Belgium, after all) are numerous, but it’s tough to make the choice to wander into one of them, since all will require waits in lines or (again) dodging shoppers.

 

And the shopping. It’s a mall-shopper’s paradise. The businesses that aren’t pricey restaurants bear the same name brands one meets on 5th Avenue or Via del Babuino. 112APPLE_IMG_2229The problem is, this isn’t just a district, since the whole of the old town (inside the canals) is the size of a single district. If you’re a beer drinker, do not despair. Just the same as if you really fancy chocolate, this is the place for you, however. Locally brewed beers are featured in every restaurant, pub, and café. Every shop that isn’t a name brand or a fancy restaurant is a beer emporium. I’m neither a beer drinker nor a chocolate-obsessive, so much of what would be good about Bruges is spoilt for this traveler. As in Brussels, as well, the national food seems to be frites/fries; this is not cool at all.

Thus: Skip it (unless you love beer, chocolate, rubbing elbows with [other] tourists to the exclusion of locals, and spending a lot of money to no practical purpose).

  

Madonna with Child, Michelangelo

 Note: Bocco (take-away) is a good low-cost option, with boxes of pasta ranging from 4-7 euros.

About Steve Capone

Interested in Domestic and Foreign Policy, Ethics, and Political Thought. One-time adjunct instructor and current full-time educator of small humans. Europhile, historophile, & bibliophile. M.S. Philosophy (Univ. of Utah 2013) M.A. Humanities (Univ. of Chicago 2007)
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